Imagine that at the end of Dumbledore’s speech at the beginning of the year, he asks if there are any questions, and one first year muggleborn kid raises his hand, whips out a smart phone and asks for the wifi password.
And then Dumbledore just casually says “Sherbet lemon, with a capital S”, and commences the feast like it’s no big deal while the non-muggleborns think WIFI is some sort of secret society.
Who does a pharaoh talk to when he’s sad?
i lost 10 followers already
"Hey remember that time you…"
Yes. I remember every embarrassing thing I have ever done and chances are it keeps me up at night
Theon: Not calling you Arya.
Jeyne: ...Hi, Not-Calling-You-Arya, what are you having?
Theon: NONE OF THIS.